Well, surreptitiously acquired anyway. It was sat there, empty, just waiting to be occupied. What could I do?
Yup...I put a chair in it....then "hoisted" a table from another office whilst the guy is on holiday. "Borrowed" some shelves for my equipment...and now it seems to be mine.
Hurrah for piracy in the office! Shiver me printers! Arrr pieces of A4.